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That's The Way To Do It
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That's The Way To Do It
Bill Gaunce
Mr. Dan McGreedy lived in a grand estate
What he couldn't steal from his taxes, he'd pay 'em two years late
He likesd to visit all his workers livin' in a shack
He liked handin' out them pinkslips from a golden Cadillac
uh huh, That's the way to do it x2
Miss Janet Goode Hart worked the assembly line
Puttin' hootchies on a widget and she got along just fine
But the factory moved where life is cheaper, headed out to China
Now Janet works downtown renting her vagina
Uh huh, That's the way to do it x2
Now Dan was feelin' horny like he got from time to time
Told his wife he had to work late but she knew that he was lyin'
So he loaded up his fat ass into his golden Cadillac
And headed on downtown so he could knock a little back
Uh huh, That's the way to do it x2
Well Janet was out there working, but the tricks were pretty slow
When Dan pulled up in his Caddy & offered her some blow
And said "Here's a hundred bucks up front if you know what to do"
Janet slid across the leather seat & shoved the Franklin in her shoe
Uh huh, That's the way to do it x2
He drove her way cross town & parked in a vacant lot
Quickly pulled her blouse up around her neck & tied it in a not
Janet freed her hand and grabbed her gun from her purse where had it stashed
Point blank, ol' Dan had time to see his brains splatter on the dash
uh huh, That's the way to do it x2
Well there was no one at his graveside, Dan didn't have a friend
Except one lone hooded figure that showed up near at the end
"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, a fate we all are bound"
Then a bloody hundred dollar bill floated slowly to the ground
uh huh, That's the way to do it x2
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Lyrics Credits: Bill Gaunce
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Music Credits: Bill Gaunce
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Producer Credits: Bill Gaunce
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Publisher Credits: Bill Gaunce
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Performance Credits: Bill Gaunce
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Label Credits:
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Short Song Description:
CAUTION: This song contains SEX, DRUGS, and MURDER!
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Long Song Description:
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Story Behind the Song:
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Song Length: 5:00
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Primary Genre: Blues-General
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Secondary Genre: -
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Tempo: Medium (111 - 130)
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Lead Vocal: Male Vocal
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Language: English
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Era: 2000 and later
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